Board pages: every current board and the sold boards worth a page
Updated 2026-09-19
The register behind this site logs 150 boards, but not every one gets its own page. This hub lists the ones that do: all 29 current boards, plus the sold boards with enough logged use or a video to say something real about how they surfed.
What counts as a board page here
Every current board qualifies automatically. A sold board only gets a page if it saw enough logged use, or if a video names its brand and model in the title. That bar exists so a page never has to be padded. A board with only light logged use and no video stays a row on the current quiver or sold boards list instead of a thin page pretending to be a review.
What is on a board page
Each page opens with what the board is and why it came into the rack, then works through how it surfed: best wave, top speed and longest wave where logged, and the fins that worked. It covers who the board suits and who it does not, based on its wave range and setup rather than guesswork, then says what happened to it: still in the quiver, or sold, with what it cost against what it sold for. Every page closes with a short set of questions people actually ask, and a spec strip pulled straight from the register so it matches the current quiver and sold lists exactly.
Where the facts come from
Two sources feed these pages: the register's own context line and numbers, and a matched video's transcript where one exists, and nothing else. Where neither goes beyond the register line, the page stays honest and short rather than inventing a feel for a board that never got the screen time. Nothing here comes from a manufacturer's own description; if a fact was not logged, ridden or said on camera, it does not appear. A page like the Surman Dark Void 7'2 or the Gato Heroi Acid Drop shows what that looks like with a video behind it; a page like the Chinese Import Classic 9'2 shows it with only the register. For the full inventory, including boards without their own page, the current quiver and sold boards lists cover all 150.
Questions people ask
Why doesn't every board in the register get a page?
Most sold boards only got a few sessions and never appeared on camera. Writing a full page from a single data row would mean guessing at how a board actually felt, so those boards stay a row rather than a page.
Are these pages reviews or a log?
Both. Each one reads like a review, but every claim in it traces back to the register or a video.
Does a board need to be a favorite to get a page?
No. Sessions and video coverage decide it. Some boards here sold because something else in the rack quietly did the job better, and the page says so.
Pages in this section
- Album Moonstone Swallow Tail 8'2 review: a fat-wave channel twin
- Album Plasmic 6'2 review: a small, fat-wave twin fin blaster
- Album Sunstone 6'0 review: a small, thick twin fin that surfs bigger
- Campbell Brothers Mini Merk B5 7'6 review: a bonzer for juicy waves
- Campbell Brothers Step Up 7'10 review: a bonzer that outgrew its rider
- Campbell Designed Binary 6'6 review: a stringerless performance twin
- Campbell Designed Mid Mod 6'9 review: a performance mid-length twin
- Campbell Designed Middle Toe 8'8 review: a twin fin for point waves
- Channel Islands Feb's Fish 6'1 review: a straighter modern fish
- Channel Islands Mid Twin 7'1 review: a dependable everyday mid-length
- Channel Islands Twin 6'1 review: an all-rounder travel twin fin
- Christenson Nautilus 6'4 review: a quad fish that wanted more push
- Christenson Nautilus 7'0 review: a versatile quad beaten by three boards
- DHD Black Diamond 6'6 review: an excellent hybrid that became too big
- DHD Sweet Spot 2 6'6 review: a step-up all-rounder tested with twin keels
- DVS Hydro Hull Mk1 5'10 review: a tough, user-friendly twin fin
- Dave Parmenter Custom Gun 9'1 review: a board for real size
- Eagle Sword NKA 7'0 review: a low-volume, fine-railed twin fin
- Firewire Machado Midas 6'1 review: a great small-wave twin, a bit resistant to turns
- Firewire Seaside Volcanic 6'1 review: a wide fish that never felt right
- Gato Heroi Acid Drop 7'10 review: a single fin kept through four versions
- Gato Heroi Mini Killer 7'0 review: a retro single fin with a tricky belly
- JS Blak Box 2 Round Tail 6'3 (2015) review: under volume with a blown fin
- JS Blak Box 2 Round Tail 6'3 review: a heavy hybrid best for windy days
- JS HyFi Monsta Box 6'4 review: a floaty all-rounder
- JS Monstabox 6'3 review: sweet in the 2 to 3 ft range
- Jim Banks Magic Carpet 6'2 review: a hollow-swell twin fin fish
- Jim Banks Magic Carpet 6'3 review: a floaty performance quad fish
- Jim Banks Magic Carpet Hard Glass 6'1 review: a strong, versatile all-rounder
- Jim Banks The Revolution 6'6 review: a beach break twin fin
- Keogh Salsa 6'6 review: a twin fin that liked push
- Keyo Cheetah 9'0 review: a single fin that rides anything
- Lost Lay Z Boy 6'0 review: a fun board beaten by its own stablemate
- Lost Puddle Jumper 6'2 review: flat-rocker fun that outgrew itself
- Lost Rock Up 6'6 review: a good-wave thruster outdriven by a hybrid
- Lovelace FM 8'1 review: a twin fin that replaced a single fin
- Mark Richards Mega Twin 6'2 review: a modern take from a twin fin pioneer
- Mitch Surman Dark Void 6'6 review: an everyday twin found by chance
- Morning of the Earth Fiji Triple Stringer 6'8 review
- Morning of the Earth Massive Triple Stringer 7'6 review
- Morning of the Earth Tracks Twinny 6'0 review: a step-up for good, big waves
- SJS Custom Quad Fish 7'6 review: a hand-shaped step-up with low volume
- SMTH Grande 7'4 review: a twin fin mid-length that feels lively
- SMTH Shapes Goldfish 6'5 review: the fun, all-round twin fin
- SMTH Shapes Humanoid 6'6 review: a quad built for hollow barrels
- Simon Shapes Quegg 7'0 review: a quick, edgy performance egg
- Slater Cymatic 5'11 review: a steady, easy-paddling performance fish
- Slater Sci-Fi 6'3 review: a fast, floaty quirky-tailed fish
- Surman Dark Void 7'2 review: a travel twin fin that locks in and accelerates
- Takayama Opihi 8'6 review: the most-ridden board in the entire register
- Takeda B-29 Twinny 7'8 review: a stock twin fin that beat custom boards
- Vouch Devo 2+1 7'0 review: a widowmaker twin that rode in anything
- Vouch Gun 8'2 review: a triple-ply stringer semi-gun for serious surf
- Vouch Mid Vish 6'10 review: not a great paddler, genuinely fun to ride
- Vouch Mid Vish 7'2 review: a fish that wanted to be a touch thicker
- Vouch Nuevo 7'6 review: a single fin with side bites, off the rack
- Yugen SG Speed Groveller 5'10 review: a stringerless board for extreme speed
- Yugen VF (Very Fast) 6'2 review: fast and easy, then replaced
- Yugen VF (Very Fast) 6'2, second version, review: stability from more nose flip
- AQSS Bronze Whaler 9'4 review: a single fin log for small waves
- Album Lightbender 6'4 review: a secondhand twin fin sold for what it cost
- Album Lucent 6'10 review: a step-up twin that still turns
- Bing Dharma 6'4 review: a quad fish moved on for being too long
- Bing Levitator 9'2 review: a single fin log for small, soft days
- Campbell Brothers Custom Egg 7'4 review: a bonzer that surfs like a shortboard
- Campbell Designed Twin Cam 6'4 review: a custom order that arrived different
- Chinese Import Classic 8'6 review: an unbranded fun board that earned its keep
- Chinese Import Classic 9'2 review: an unbranded fun board with steady use
- Christenson C-Hawk 6'0 review: a modern retro twin for good conditions
- Christenson Flat Tracker 6'10 review: a single fin for medium waves
- Christenson Gerr 6'3 review: a modern swallow thruster with a finnicky nose
- Christenson Monarch Fish 5'10 review: a twin fin that ran a size small
- Elemnt Twin Fish 6'4 review: a flat-rocker small-wave machine
- Ellis Ericson Mike Kite 6'4 review: a new custom quad egg
- Firewire Mashup 6'6 review: a five-fin board that paddled okay
- Lovelace Pedestrian Ship 6'6 review: a flax and EPS performance twin
- MF Beastie Epoxy Lam 7'6 review: a free foamie for learning
- Mark Richards Free Ride Twin Fin Replica #71 review
- Ocean & Earth Ezi-Rider 6'0 review: a free foamie with changeable fins
- Quicksilver Bat 6'6 review: a cheap foamie for small-wave fun
- Softlite Foamie 8'0 review: a guest board bought for other people
- Surman Sweet Leaf 6'6 review: a twinzer performance twin
- Wayne Lynch Involvement 4/50 review: a secondhand limited-edition single fin